....you might be a detailer

If your paint is smoother than your girlfriends @$&.... you might be a detailer

 

if the first thing you do once acquiring new painted parts is to wax them properly.
you cringe when your father tells you he used nu finish.

 

When you refer to laundry detergent, dishwasher soap, shampoo, etc. Simply as "product"....

If you have a microfiber toilet brush....

 

You might be a detailer if you tell the car salesman "I won't buy the car if your "detailers" touch it"

-Kody-

 

- If you've ever tried to clay yourself before a shower....

 

- If you can't even brush your teeth without using the two bucket method...

 

- If you start feeling a little bit homicidal every time someone touches your car to see "How clean and smooth" the paint is...

 

^ I HATE that. Once I walked over to my gf and a couple of her friends while they were talking behind my car. One of them had their hand on my trunk lid. When she saw me, she got spooked, and took her hand of real fast. Dragging her ring the whole f*cking way

 

If you bitch about giving your girlfriend a backrub, but hand applying RBOE to a 4 door sedan is enjoyable... you might be a detailer.

 

when you use micro fiber towels as a wash cloth in the shower

 

I did say that to the salesman of my (soon to be) new Scion tC...

This only applies if your girlfriend is thin...cellulite ain't so smooth! lol

ZING! This is the winner so far! haha

 

if you stand in your local autoparts store and sniff the waxesand qd sprays

 

OMG, I do this all the time "If only I could wash that car..."

/dreams

 

If the UPS man ask you to detail his car, you might be a detailer....

 

If you walk into Target/Walmart/Kragens and HAVE to walk through the detailing section knowing it is (mostly) futile because you just want to scoff at the product selection they have for the regular people. HA!

 

Actually, "you call up every single walmart within a 100 miles radius to see if they have anymore AG HD in stock, you might be a detailer"
lol

 

- If you've ever waxed any (or all) of the following: computer, cell phone, vacuum, bicycle, ceiling fan...

 

If you use a Shop-Vac as a home vacuum...

 

I polished and waxed my new black printer, and I sealed my glass desktop lol

 

I polished then waxed my cellphone and my laptop, lol

I use my vac n blow to clean the lenses for my DSLR, haha