Wife gone for the day, nothin to do

I have no details today, most of my friends are busy, my wife is hanging out with one of her girlfriends today.

Things done so far:
Detailing stuff organized
Detailing laundry done
House cleaned:
Litter box cleaned
Some flyers mailed

Things to do:
ONR wash the Subi if the rain lets up
Prance around naked
Play some Forza 3
Email customers about winter specials
Call a shop about attempting to hijack one of his bays
...
Profit?

 

You forgot drink 3 beers and pass out on the floor... or is that just a given?

 

I drank quite a bit last night, haha.

And 3 beers would NOT make me pass out. Jerk. I see what you did there.

 

I'm about to go for a bike ride, SEE YA!

 

Surf DB?

Lol...

 

Don't forget to call a stripper, take pics, and post them here on DB! :thumb:

 

You got a lot to learn about married life newbie. Its Sunday and your home alone. Repeat after me. Watch football, surf porn, nap. Repeat. Its very simple actually. And for gods sake, erase the history on your search engine!

 

LOL i was gonna mention that in a PM we had going but didnt know how he would respond to the porn. being he's a newlywed, he might not need it yet.

are you off your break yet??

 

Lol... is this how it goes down... when your are dating the GF doesn't care that you look at porn, but when you get married to her she gets mad about it?

 

So Ty, what did you end up doing on your free day haha...or you passed out in the hallway somewhere

 

i dunno, my wife doesnt care. we have watched our share together, guess some women feel threatened. my wife knows none of those girls would give me the time of day and i dont have enough money to pay for the sex. LOL

 

Lol.... thats awesome!!!!

 

:lol2:

 

That was after a couple shots of Glen Livet, about 10 shots of vodka, a couple rum and cokes, and a Jagerbomb that made that picture possible.

I hate you guys.

 

lol. we do it out of love. and comedic value. :thumb:

 

I laugh my ass off everytime I see that pic....

 

Pektel, what's your address? I'm gonna try to figure out a way to mail someone a punch in the face.

 

Poop in a box gets the message across too. lol.

 

Putting it in a ziploc bag adds a lot to the effect!

 

Get a BlackBerry 9550/Storm2... That has filled pretty much all my free time this past week.

Get with the program fellas, Firefox has private browsing mode and Chrome has incognito mode...no need to remember to delete, LOL