Some dude on the local radio station had a 'comment of the day' aimed at Tiger... "If you out looking for honey, expect to be stung by bees" I thought it was quite fitting actually
And another one I read today: Did you hear about Pings new line of golf clubs? They're called the Elin Woods and are guaranteed to beat Tiger. disclaimer - this is not nearly as funny as the first one. Just figured it was relevant to the thread.
They took it down on Spirit but of course I found it on Youtube: YouTube - The Spirit Airlines Tiger Woods Ad