Retirement Plan

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by Deep Gloss Auto Salon, Feb 17, 2008.

  1. Deep Gloss Auto Salon

    Deep Gloss Auto Salon DB Pro Supporter

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
    If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned
    in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
    It's called the 401-Keg.
     
  2. zoomzoom mazda5

    zoomzoom mazda5 Wax on..Wax off

    Now that's a great plan!:applause2:
     
  3. sneek

    sneek Nuba Guru

    LOL I have heard this before.

    haha my dad is hurting right now. Used to work for Nortel....
     
  4. FMINUS

    FMINUS DB Pro Supporter

    Worldcom is awesome! :applause2:
     
  5. Tonya

    Tonya Welcome to Detailing

    :rollinglaugh:
     
  6. TexasTB

    TexasTB Obsessive Detailer

    Buwahahahahahahaha
     
  7. Nica

    Nica Banned

    hahahaha man you mean all this time I've been investting on the wrong things :wall: :wall:

    hahahahaha that's a good one hahaha
     
  8. Ronnie

    Ronnie Birth of a Detailer

    Yea there was a big fuss with Nortel in Belfast a couple of years ago. I was in Texas when the laid off 1200 workers in an afternoon. Not a nice place to be at that time!
     

Share This Page