Prison Break

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by Cooter, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Cooter

    Cooter Guest

    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owners wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck and then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes. He probably spent alot of time in jail and hasnt seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, dont resist, dont complain. Do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, I love you.

    His wife resonds. He wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and he thinks your cute and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him there was some in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too.



    Happy Detailing
    Heath:kiss:
     
  2. Nica

    Nica Banned

    hahahahaha oooh that's a twist hahahaahahahahaha


    Good one Heath hahahahaaha man your on a role :thumb:
     
  3. supercharged

    supercharged DB Forum Supporter

    :lol2::lol2::lol2:
     
  4. klumzypinoy

    klumzypinoy Nuba Guru

    :lol2: I feel so bad for that fella :applause2:
     
  5. pirex

    pirex DB Certified Dealer

    Hahahhahahah!!! Lol
     
  6. Sparkie

    Sparkie Wax on..Wax off

    That's sick!!!!!


    But funny!!!!!
     
  7. jshillin

    jshillin Birth of a Detailer

    I've heard that one before, it's still funny though
     
  8. zoomzoom mazda5

    zoomzoom mazda5 Wax on..Wax off

    :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:, poor guy........
     
  9. Calgarydetail

    Calgarydetail Getting to know Detailing

    I dont get it :applause2::elefant::lol2:
     

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