80 year old man goes up to a nudist colony. He tells the girl in the office he is thinking about joining. She tells him that the cost is $10,000. The old man says "Wow, $10,000 is a lot of money!" The woman says, "Well nudist colonies aren't for everyone. I'll tell you what why don't you go out and take a stroll around and see if it is really something you want to do". The old man shucks off his clothes and starts to stroll around. Well lo and behold the first people he encounters are two beautiful young blondes. The old man gets aroused and the blondes seeing this ravish him into pure ecstasy. After the encounter the old man goes back to the office and tells the woman, "Here's my $10,000, I'm in!" After paying and completing all the formalities he goes back out. As he is walking around he stumbles and falls down face first. While on the ground a man jumps out from the bushes and has his way with the old man and then runs away. The old man gets up brushes himself off and walks back into the office and tells the woman, "I want my money back because this nudist colony stuff just isn't for me". The woman says, "Sir we rarely give money back without a good reason". The old man says "Look lady I'm 80 years old, my pecker gets hard twice a year but I fall down 10 times a day!"
