Your help and advice on a delicate matter please

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by togwt, Jul 2, 2010.

  1. togwt

    togwt Nuba Guru

    Help and advice on a delicate matter please


    Hi everyone, i really need your asvice for a serious problem. I suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating. There was the usual signs, the phone rings and if i answer the phone gets hung up and going out with "the girls" alot.

    I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about 11:30pm -midnight, I hid behind my car on the driveway when she came home and she got out of someones car, buttoning up her blouse and she took her underwear out of her purse and slipped them on.

    It was at that moment, crouched behind my car i noticed...... a hairline crack on one of my alloys. Is this something I can repair or do I need to replace it

    [From DW site]
     
  2. Dr. Bob

    Dr. Bob Birth of a Detailer

    Hey if the car detailing thing doesn't work, there is always work as a comedy writer!! Bob:applause2:
     
  3. maximus20895

    maximus20895 Any Rag Vehicle Washer

    Gah, i read this before, but i was starting to feel sorry for you..now since you have a crack in your alloy I feel more sorry for your than before!
     
  4. P1et

    P1et Official DB Moderator

    Oh, so CHOICE! Nice one!
     
  5. michakaveli

    michakaveli Welcome to Detailing

    That is EPIC! Thanks for posting Jon :mounty:
     
  6. pektel

    pektel DB Forum Supporter

    Ha! I am having the WORST morning. This cheered me up! Thanks!
     
  7. togwt

    togwt Nuba Guru

    After fifty + years I'll probaly stick with what I know ;)
     
  8. Rennes

    Rennes Jedi Nuba

    LOL I felt sorry for you for a second there ;)
     
  9. someguy1.8t

    someguy1.8t Virgin Detailer

    Same here at first i was like ohhh sh****t! Then i was like what! very funny
     
  10. detaildoc

    detaildoc Guest

    LMAO! That is hilarious man, you got me there. I was already going into my psychotherapist mode until the alloys part.
     
  11. nyrep1

    nyrep1 Obsessive Detailer

    very funny
     
  12. supercharged

    supercharged DB Forum Supporter

    good one!
     
  13. trhland

    trhland Nuba Guru

    holy crap i saw started falling for that !!!!! very nice!
     
  14. richy

    richy Guest

    OMG..that was so funny. I've unloaded my rifle again, LOL.
     
  15. Road Trash

    Road Trash Birth of a Detailer

    You didn't happen to hear this joke from a T-Rex did you?

    :tiptoe:

    :)
     
  16. togwt

    togwt Nuba Guru

    Hell I'm old, but not that old...:thud:
     
  17. sal329

    sal329 Nuba Guru

    That was funny stuff
     

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