Turner Brown

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by jshillin, Feb 13, 2008.

  1. jshillin

    jshillin Birth of a Detailer

    A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
    this
    HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
    staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
    private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

    The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
    and
    brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says:
    "What's wrong with you?"

    In a weak voice the little guy says,
    "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says: "I saw your
    curious
    look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions
    everyone
    always asks me.....I'm 7 feet tall , I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20
    inch
    private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner
    Brown."

    The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
    "Turn around".
     
  2. Nica

    Nica Banned

    hahahahahahahaa hahahahahaha oh that's a good one hahahahahahahaha

    hahahahahahaha oh man nothing like a good joke to start the day, I'm at the office and a few guys heard me laugh and they are now reading the joke hahahahahahahaa
     
  3. P1et

    P1et Official DB Moderator

    I love this joke!!! Imagine if that would happen to YOU in real life!!!
     
  4. richy

    richy Guest

    that's too funny..imagine if that had taken place in prison..the white guy would have been his biatch! turn around..hahahha
     
  5. Scott's Mobile Detailing

    Scott's Mobile Detailing Welcome to Detailing

    omggggg bbahahhah one of the best so far
     
  6. Deep Gloss Auto Salon

    Deep Gloss Auto Salon DB Pro Supporter

    That's hilarious and is well deserving of a :spank:
     
  7. pirex

    pirex DB Certified Dealer

    HAHAHAHHAHAAH nice with a laugh after 10 hours at work HAHAHHAHAHA :worship::worship::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
     
  8. klumzypinoy

    klumzypinoy Nuba Guru

    HAHAHAH! Oh maaaan!
     

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