Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN. ' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a [SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]LOW COST PROVIDER.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT [B][U][B]MEN [/B][/U][/B][U]AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:[/U][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]5. He does not act like a [B][I][B][I]'TOTAL ASS'[/I][/B][/I][/B] - He develops a case of[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode](Loved this one!)[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]6. It's not his [B][I][B][I]'CRACK'[/I][/B][/I][/B] you see hanging out of his pants - It's[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'TROUSER CLEAVAGE..'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER]
