Terms now made Politically Correct

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by richy, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. richy

    richy Guest

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America



















    Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'





    You must now refer to them as



    APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
    And furthermore

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
    'BREASTED AMERICAN. '

    2. She is not 'EASY' - She is

    'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'

    3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
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    [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]LOW COST PROVIDER.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=Cyan][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT [B][U][B]MEN [/B][/U][/B][U]AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:[/U][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]5. He does not act like a [B][I][B][I]'TOTAL ASS'[/I][/B][/I][/B] - He develops a case of[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode](Loved this one!)[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=2][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]
    [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]6. It's not his [B][I][B][I]'CRACK'[/I][/B][/I][/B] you see hanging out of his pants - It's[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=Cyan][U][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'TROUSER CLEAVAGE..'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/COLOR] [/CENTER]
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  2. supercharged

    supercharged DB Forum Supporter

    Loved them, Richy!
     
  3. agpatel

    agpatel OD On Detailing

    Hmm, I will have to remember the new politically correct terms....
     
  4. Cooter

    Cooter Guest

    Nice Richy!! Hard to believe, its actually getting that ridiculus! Or should I say retarded
     
  5. supercharged

    supercharged DB Forum Supporter

    true that...
     
  6. michakaveli

    michakaveli Welcome to Detailing

    :mounty:
     
  7. pektel

    pektel DB Forum Supporter

    :lol:

    I've always liked:

    "She's not a cheater. She's monogamously challenged."
     
  8. Misha

    Misha Nuba Guru

    NIIICEEE ROFL. thanks Richy
    loved the blond one lol
     
  9. togwt

    togwt Nuba Guru

    Very funny- I too loved the "light haired..."
     

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