Poor JoeP....

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by Al-53, Mar 29, 2008.

  1. Al-53

    Al-53 Welcome to Detailing

    I have known JoeP for a few years now..but there is a sad story to Joe ...I must tell it...

    Joe P was having some serious headaches...the results

    The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
    You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under
    the knife.

    When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44 long.'
    Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
    'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
    Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
    Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
    The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
    Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
    ' Been in the business 60 years.'
    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

    Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
    Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
    The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'
    Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'
    The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

    New suit - $400
    New shirt - $36
    New underwear - $6
    Second opinion - PRICELESS

    Sorry Joe...hope you feel better now

  2. GBS

    GBS Wax on..Wax off

    :yikes: Poor Joe indeed.
  3. Nica

    Nica Banned

    hahahahaha :lol2: :lol2: that's a good one Al hahahaha :lol2: :lol2: that explains alot about Joe..lol..just teasing...:lol2:
  4. supercharged

    supercharged DB Forum Supporter

    yeah, I read this one on AG before! Good one!:applause2:
  5. joep

    joep Welcome to Detailing

    hahahaha..glad you liked it Nica...:bla2:

    i thought it was funny myself :thumb: heres a picture of AL using DG shampoo

  6. GBS

    GBS Wax on..Wax off

    Al, it looks like you went on a few too many cruises. Nice detailing suit but your fat's marring up the paint. That DG Shampoo must be some good stuff.
  7. joep

    joep Welcome to Detailing

    not only is his belly marring the paint he didn't even take the time to remove his bracelet..lol..you would think AL would know better ;)
  8. GBS

    GBS Wax on..Wax off

    :shakehead: Joe, I'm starting to have 2nd thoughts about Al's detailing ability. I guess I should wait and let me respond before making a final conclusion about it.
  9. boogiejoe

    boogiejoe Any Rag Vehicle Washer

    I recommend taking off your bracelet whilst washing your vehicle! Looks like you are enjoying yourself, though.
  10. Tonya

    Tonya Welcome to Detailing

    :giggle: OMG :yikes:
    :rollinglaugh: At least it is not a thong!!! :rollinglaugh:
  11. richy

    richy Guest

    ROLFLMAO View attachment 89

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  12. P1et

    P1et Official DB Moderator

    OH MAN that is awesome!!!
  13. Nica

    Nica Banned

    Oh man that's halerious hahahaha :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: seriusly I've got to stop having drinks wile I'm reading the forum...that'sthe second time I have to clean my lap top :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :spitlol: :spitlol:

    Oh you guys are a riet :rollinglaugh:

    Hey richy I like that smile :cheers:
  14. JLs Detailing

    JLs Detailing DB Pro Supporter

    Too Funny! joe p. you and Al-53 are the best!
  15. richy

    richy Guest

    Thought you would, buddy!!
  16. Marco polo

    Marco polo Birth of a Detailer

    man i would go ape S%$T if some one told me that after going under the knife

    jeez that sucks big time buddy
  17. joep

    joep Welcome to Detailing

    YO ...marco it was joke :lol2::lol2:...
  18. Marco polo

    Marco polo Birth of a Detailer

    o good man i was worried there but that was really funny though :computer: :lol2:
  19. klumzypinoy

    klumzypinoy Nuba Guru

    Oh man Lol

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