I have known JoeP for a few years now..but there is a sad story to Joe ...I must tell it... Joe P was having some serious headaches...the results The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' ' Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.' Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.' New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second opinion - PRICELESS Sorry Joe...hope you feel better now Al
hahahahaha :lol2: :lol2: that's a good one Al hahahaha :lol2: :lol2: that explains alot about Joe..lol..just teasing...:lol2:
hahahaha..glad you liked it Nica...:bla2: i thought it was funny myself :thumb: heres a picture of AL using DG shampoo
Al, it looks like you went on a few too many cruises. Nice detailing suit but your fat's marring up the paint. That DG Shampoo must be some good stuff.
Gary, not only is his belly marring the paint he didn't even take the time to remove his bracelet..lol..you would think AL would know better
:shakehead: Joe, I'm starting to have 2nd thoughts about Al's detailing ability. I guess I should wait and let me respond before making a final conclusion about it.
I recommend taking off your bracelet whilst washing your vehicle! Looks like you are enjoying yourself, though.
Oh man that's halerious hahahaha :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: seriusly I've got to stop having drinks wile I'm reading the forum...that'sthe second time I have to clean my lap top :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :spitlol: :spitlol: Oh you guys are a riet :rollinglaugh: Hey richy I like that smile :cheers:
man i would go ape S%$T if some one told me that after going under the knife jeez that sucks big time buddy