My First Condom

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by richy, May 28, 2011.

  1. richy

    richy Guest

    I recall my first time with a condom. I was16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Gagne Pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because most everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.

    She was working as an assistant behind the
    counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

    So she unwrapped the package, took one out
    and slipped it over her thumb.She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.



    I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

    Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could
    do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

    So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful
    that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

    She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did
    you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

    She then beat the shit out of me.... Women
    have always been hard for me to figure out.
     
  2. Darkstar752

    Darkstar752 Horizon Detailing

    Hahahaha, that one was great Richy :)
     
  3. togwt

    togwt Nuba Guru

    Great laugh there Richy
     
  4. supercharged

    supercharged DB Forum Supporter

    love your jokes, Richy! You always have a good one!
     
  5. luke093

    luke093 Welcome to Detailing

    AHAHAHAH I enjoyed this one a lot! Your jokes are always clever!
     
  6. detaildoc

    detaildoc DB Forum Supporter

    LMAO! Great one Richy.
     

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