The teacher asked little Billy if there are 4 birds on a tree, and one gets shot, how many will be left on the tree? Billy says none, because when u shoot one bird, the rest will fly away. The teacher, impressed, replies, the answer is 3 birds left, but I like the way you're thinking. Billy says, let me ask you a question miss, there are 3 women eating ice cream in different ways, one biting, one sucking and one licking, which woman is married? The teacher, nervously says the one sucking. Billy says, no the answer is the one with a wedding ring on, but I like the way you're thinking.
Little Billy gets asked by his teacher to spell the word fascinate and use it in a sentence. He says"My sister's sweater has 10 buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate".