Gynecologist visit

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  1. Deep Gloss Auto Salon

    Deep Gloss Auto Salon DB Pro Supporter

    A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

    After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh While
    Doing so he asked her,
    "Do you know what I am doing?"


    "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or
    Dermatological abnormalities."


    "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts.
    "Do you know what I am doing now?"
    He asked.


    "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."


    "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his
    Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,�Do you know what I am doing now?"

    "Yes," she said, "You're getting gonorrhea: which is why I came
    here in the first place."
     
  2. P1et

    P1et Official DB Moderator

    OH WOW I bet he didn't see THAT one coming! That doctor just got OWNED by the prostitute!!!
     
  3. FMINUS

    FMINUS DB Pro Supporter

    Man how did I know you were to be the first to respond!
    My only question is...... where is wolf? :shead:
     
  4. pirex

    pirex DB Certified Dealer

    HAHA! To bad for him. Wolf is right around the corner, I can feeeeeel it!
     
  5. P1et

    P1et Official DB Moderator

    It's just so typical that a gyno would want to do that to an attractive woman. I mean, he's only human. But then, he got PUNISHED for his unethical actions. Now he has to live with the DRIP for the rest of his life. And I bet they only did it for probably 30 seconds or so. What a LOSER!!!
     
  6. Scott's Mobile Detailing

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  7. Calgarydetail

    Calgarydetail Getting to know Detailing

    jeeze the story of my life









    (just kiding)
     
  8. zoomzoom mazda5

    zoomzoom mazda5 Wax on..Wax off

    That's a good one !!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA
     
  9. Tonya

    Tonya Welcome to Detailing

    :rollinglaugh: :agree:
     
  10. jshillin

    jshillin Birth of a Detailer

    LOL, that is a good one!!
     
  11. JLs Detailing

    JLs Detailing DB Pro Supporter

    Whoa here I am....dang how did I miss this one and damn the ruud boy beat me to it!
     
  12. getcha

    getcha Jedi Nuba

    No worries P1et, gonorrhea is bacterial. Antibiotics clear it up. Now get to the doc!
     
  13. Calgarydetail

    Calgarydetail Getting to know Detailing

    you seem to know alot about the topic :shead:
     
  14. jake_b

    jake_b Obsessive Detailer

    bwhihihi.. very funny!!!!!
     
  15. Nica

    Nica Banned

    hahahaha :lol2: :lol2: that's funny
     
  16. Marco polo

    Marco polo Birth of a Detailer

    BURN! that one thing im glad im not to much of a purv
     
  17. Nica

    Nica Banned

    ha yea right :p: :p: your public enemy #1 hahahaha
     

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