I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before.Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out". I said, "I think my dick tastes funny..."
damn!!!!! haha i laughed like hell. But didnt you just have a thread where you hurt your back? That thread made me think this is for real.
I went to the same drop-dead gorgeous doctor. she told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked "Forever"??? :yikes: She sez "at least right now while I'm trying to examine you". :
that is horrible........ my dr. is a freind of my wifes, and she is pretty hot, wears loose fitting scrubs.... always a peep show. In fact im a pig like that, if im in a grocery line ill goto the cutest checker, or line with the hotest girl. Its horrible I know.
