Lesson in mathematics

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by RamSus, Jun 29, 2010.

  1. RamSus

    RamSus Jedi Nuba

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
     
  2. mrgolfrider

    mrgolfrider DB Forum Supporter

    You just made my day!
     
  3. agpatel

    agpatel OD On Detailing

    HAHA that is great.
     
  4. Frankastic

    Frankastic Detail Photographer

    good stuff here
     
  5. slanguage

    slanguage OD On Detailing

  6. Nissaner

    Nissaner Any Rag Vehicle Washer

    that's some good funny there!
     
  7. 911Fanatic

    911Fanatic DB Pro Supporter

    That rocks!!!
     
  8. bryansbestwax

    bryansbestwax DB Forum Supporter

    great stuff man, how's texas treating you
     
  9. RamSus

    RamSus Jedi Nuba

    Life in Texas has been good. The only thing I have to put up with is the extreme heat that started late May & will last through mid september.
    How's life traeting you in Ontario?
     
  10. bryansbestwax

    bryansbestwax DB Forum Supporter

    decent enough i guess
     

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