Damn Women!

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by 911Fanatic, Feb 11, 2010.

  1. 911Fanatic

    911Fanatic DB Pro Supporter

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

    One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

    "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

    Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
     
  2. billy

    billy Obsessive Detailer

    :lol2::lol2:
    Thats a good one Ken!!
     
  3. P1et

    P1et Official DB Moderator

    I wonder if he ended up having sex with his stepmother after his dad died?
     
  4. agpatel

    agpatel OD On Detailing

    :lol2::lol2:

    HAHA, well mistake #1, dont tell a women you have money or else soon you wont have any.
     
  5. MuttGrunt

    MuttGrunt Birth of a Detailer

    lmao nice
     
  6. Deep Gloss Auto Salon

    Deep Gloss Auto Salon DB Pro Supporter

    Evil!!! Pure evil i tell you!!!!!
     
  7. Misha

    Misha Nuba Guru

    ROFL, dumb men
     
  8. lifemal

    lifemal Wax on..Wax off

    Hahaha. Glad mine didn't marry me for my money!
     
  9. richy

    richy Guest

    I can't remember which celebrity said it but his quote was I'm just going to give 1/2 my money to the next woman I meet.
     
  10. Carn

    Carn Welcome to Detailing

    Classic hahaha :D
     
  11. supercharged

    supercharged DB Forum Supporter

    is that wrong???:yikes::applause2:
     
  12. 911Fanatic

    911Fanatic DB Pro Supporter

    Only if he waits until his dad dies!
     
  13. P1et

    P1et Official DB Moderator

    Well, she was hot so why not, right???

    :chips:
     
  14. Denzil

    Denzil Guest

    Smart woman, dumb guy! Hahahaha.
     
  15. supercharged

    supercharged DB Forum Supporter

    I'm with you!!!

    that's right!!!
     
  16. vtec92civic

    vtec92civic Nuba Guru

    Lmao! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
     
  17. Frankastic

    Frankastic Detail Photographer

    lol thats funny
     
  18. GBS

    GBS Wax on..Wax off

    lol, it's probably a true story.
     

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