ugly man walks into a bar....

So, this REALLY ugly man walks into a bar grinning from ear to ear. The bartender says "Hey Ken (haha..just kidding buddy!!), what are you so happy about?" The ugly man goes on to say that he just had the best sex all night long with this chick with an incredible body. The bartender asks him politely how a guy who looks like that could get so lucky. The ugly guys says it's a classic story..he lives by the tracks and came out of his house to discover a woman tied up to the tracks. He quickly untied her and took her back to her place and they had sex all night long in every position imaginable. The bartender says "wow, really nice body, eh? Was she pretty too?" The guy replies "I don't know...I never did find her head"

 

oh lol. wow damn, thats kinda gross to screw girl without her had. i guess she couldnt say no to him

 

haha!

I guess as long as Ken is happy at the end of the day its all good, eh? haha

 

And don't you forget it!!

 

You rock!! LMFAO!

 

I knew you wouldn't mind buddy!! :mounty:

 

I heard that one before already...still funny!

 

Poor guy, musta been tore up from the floor up. Guess she wouldnt talk back or complain! HA

 

Thats not a way to get ahead in life...
She will never be the head of a major corporation...
Sorry, it reminded me of Austin Powers haha

 

I knew the punchline when I read the work body for the first time.