Ok, this one is kind of long, but funny. Don't ruin it by skipping sentences or reading the answer at the bottom. A fly is flying over a lake and thinks: “Darn, I’m thirsty. I’m gonna go down and get me some water." A fish under the lake sees the fly and thinks: “When that fly comes down to get some water, I’m gonna get me some fly.” A bear nearby sees the fly and the fish and thinks: “When that fly comes down to get some water and that fish jumps out of the water to get the fly, I’m gonna get me some fish.” A hunter nearby is eating a cheese sandwich and sees the fly, the fish, and the bear and thinks: “When that fly comes down to get some water and that fish jumps out of the water to get the fly and that bear goes running to get that fish, I’m gonna shoot me some bear.” A mouse nearby sees the fly, the fish, the bear and the hunter eating the cheese sandwich and thinks: “When that fly comes down to get some water and that fish jumps out of the water to get the fly and that bear goes running to get that fish and that hunter puts down his cheese sandwich and goes after the bear, I’m gonna get me some cheese.” A cat nearby sees the fly, the fish, the bear, the hunter and the mouse and thinks: “When that fly comes down to get some water and that fish jumps out of the water to get the fly and that bear goes running to get that fish and that hunter puts down his cheese sandwich and goes after the bear and that mouse goes after the cheese, I’m gonna get me some mouse.” So now it all begins to happen. The fly goes down to the lake to get water, the fish jumps out to eat the fly, the bear goes running into the lake to get the fish, the hunter puts down his cheese sandwich and goes after the bear, the mouse goes running to get the cheese, then the cats goes running after the mouse, but it trips and falls in the lake. So what is the moral of this story? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: When the fly comes down, the p**sy gets wet.
