Rosa, the good Italian virgin gets married to Mario who is a big strong soccer player. On their wedding night they go back to Rosa's parents' house. Rosa's mother tells her "Now Rosa, you go upastairs and maka you man happy". So Rosa, who is afraid, goes upstairs while Mario is taking off his shirt in the bedroom. She sees him topless and goes running downstairs. "Momma, momma, he's got a big and a hairy chest" Rosa protests. Her mother says "that's O.K. Rosa; you go upastairs and maka you man happy". So Rosa goes up again while Mario is removing his pants. She freaks when she sees his muscular legs and goes running back downstairs. "Momma, momma, he's got great big and a hairy legs" Rosa protests again. Rosa's mother lays down the law. She says "Rosa, now you gotta go and maka you man happy. You no comma down until you maka you man happy, capice"? Rosa once more goes upstairs while Mario is removing his socks. He has one foot that has had an operation and he is missing 1/2 of the foot. Rosa can't help herself and goes running downstairs again yelling "Momma, momma, he's got a foot an a half" to which her mother replies "Rosa, you stay here. You momma's gonna go make him happy"!
baaahahahahahahaha....that's a good one :lol2: :lol2: hahahahahahaha That's a good one richy hahahahaha
That was a great one...:giggle::giggle::giggle:...You're to funny richy...:giggle::giggle::giggle:...:thumb:
